Perth-Bayswater
Rugby Union Football Club
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Perth-Bayswater Rugby Union Football Club |
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| TOUCH RUGBY | 28 November 1999 |
Two touch rugby competitions run at Morley Reserve during the summer. Golden oldies touch on Wednesdays at 6:30 pm, and mixed touch on Fridays at 6.30 pm.
Central Districts Touch Association
Summer Season Competition
It's that time of year again and Centrals has a new enthusiastic committee, new clubrooms and a new outlook for the club and its future. You'll find us at the Perth Bayswater Rugby Clubrooms at Morley Reserve, Morley every Friday (the season kicked off on October 22nd). We currently have six A-grade mixed sides and four B-grade mixed sides. There is always room for more players and even more teams, so don't be shy come down and join in the fun.
This year Centrals is competing in the 1999 Sport Safe Touch Super Series and will field a men's and a women's side. The games are being played over 10 weeks alternating between each affiliate, we have four home games, Friday 12th November, Friday 26th November, Friday 14th January, Friday 28th January. So far we have a men's squad of 24 and a women's squad of 16, which will put us in good stead for the WA State Titles at Tompkins Park on the 3rd, 4th and 5th of March 2000.
Our club is proud of our State sides and have done very well over the last few years, with both and Men's and Women's teams playing in the finals in 1998, and our mixed winning Gold in 1997. We also have had many players from our club representing WA in various tournaments.
Centrals is a club for everyone, no one is neither too young, nor too old. Come down and have a look for yourself.
For further inquiries or information please contact any of the following people:
Chris Butler - 9339 6986 - chrisb@mail.dns.au.com
Barbara Soper - 9337 6793 - barbara.soper@wanews.com.au
Golden Oldies Touch
Wanderers Golden Oldies run a golden oldies touch competition at Morley Reserve on Wednesdays nights at 6:30 pm. Anyone over the age of 35 is welcome to come down for a look or a run, or even better, a beer.
| ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING | 20 November 1999 |
The Annual General Meeting of the club was held at the clubrooms at 11 am on Sunday November 7 1999. The meeting accepted the minutes of the last AGM and heard the annual report from President Ray Goodall. Ray reported the club had enjoyed a good season overall, with particular mention of the colts who came from bottom of the ladder in 1998 to compete strongly in the finals in 1999. The President said that considering $5000 was put into the building fund and our electricity bill was $5000 -- an expense the club has not received before -- for the club to finish in the black for the year is commendable.
The annual financial report and the auditor's report followed (thanks again to Hon. Auditor Kelvin Westaway for his expert services). Income for the year totalled $89,000, a considerable increase from $70,200 in 1998. The main items of income were bar trading ($33,000), sponsorship ($20,600), social functions ($14,000) and membership subscriptions ($12,400). Expenditure for the year totalled $87,600, a significant increase from last year's $64,900. Main items of expenditure were social function expenses ($19,000), insurance ($10,600), match and training expenses ($10,100) and merchandise purchases ($7400). Profit for the year was $1300, a decrease from last year's profit of $5,300.
The election of officers resulted in the following positions:
The incoming president, Steve Fink, thanked the previous office bearers and in particular outgoing president, Ray Goodall.
Following general business the meeting concluded at 12.10 pm.
| COACHING APPLICATIONS INVITED | 10 November 1999 |
Applications are invited for coaching positions for first, second, third, fourth, fifth and colts grades, and for the women's team, for the 2000 season.
Applications in writing or by email should be addressed to The Secretary, Perth-Bayswater RUFC Inc. PO Box 422, Morley WA 6062.
| COLTS CAPTURE SEVENS TITLE | 3 November 1999 |
Congratulations to Mark Hill and the team of colts who attended the Narrogin Sevens Tournament and came away with the trophy. Good work.
| ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING | 3 November 1999 |
The Annual General Meeting of the club will be held at the clubrooms at 11 am on Sunday November 7 1999. The meeting will accept the minutes of the last AGM, hear the annual report, the annual financial report and the auditor's report -- with special thanks to Hon. Auditor Kelvin Westaway for again providing his expert services. The election of officers will follow, and general business. Following the conclusion of the meeting, the tradional free keg will reward those dedicated members in attendance.
| COLTS MAKE NATIONAL TEAM | 6 October 1999 |
left: Perth-Bayswater colts Michael Whitney, Gareth Chervington (tour captain) and Ashley Murphy.
Congratulations to Perth-Bayswater colts and Western Australian Schoolboys Gareth Cherrington, Ashley Murphy and Michael Whitney on selection to the Australian Division II team to tour New Zealand's South Island.The colts were were in Sydney for the national schoolboys championships and were three of six Western Australians picked for the Division II team. Well done guys, the club is proud of you.
Congratulations also to the colts who made the Western Australian Schoolboys Under 18 side -- Gareth Cherrington, Ashley Murphy, Michael Whitney, Clive Robertson, Ben Taylor, Lou Doyle and Mark Hill. Well done guys.
| HEROIC DINNER WRAPS UP '99 | 21 September 1999 |
right: President Ray Goodall presents the 1999 Clubman of the Year Award to Conrad Kovacs, Rugby Super Hero.
Super Heroes The Flash and Captain America graced the Perth-Bayswater Annual Dinner with their presence, as you would no doubt have seen on your way into the site. Any link is denied between these mighty heroes and first grade icons Conrad Kovacs and Craig Barrett.
The Annual Dinner kicked off at Gloucester Park on Saturday night September 18, with MC Dan Casey giving his most humorous performance since the last time he refereed. (Gotcha Dan). El Presidente Ray Goodall gave a welcome speech from the heart thanking everyone for their contribution in 1999. Dinner followed and before you could say "just one more plate of prawns" the presentation of trophies was underway.
The big trophies for the night went to
Dancing and selected amounts of celebration continued late into the night.
| MAY THE FOURTHS BE WITH YOU | 12 September 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater Fourth Grade provided an inspirational finish to the season in the club's last match this millennium, winning their Grand Final over Associates 19-6.
It was not a pretty match and the whistling concerto provided by referee John Hill did little to improve the game -- some of his decisions may be material for a later episode of "Believe It Or Not". There were errors on both sides and even some attacking rugby from both teams squeezed in between the penalties but at the end of the day Perth-Bayswater triumphed over adversity with a gritty win with only 14 men.
Fullback Richard John missed a couple of early penalties but after 20 minutes flyhalf Phil Oliver sent centre Nathan Haturini on his way to the line, where the forwards backed up to drive over, number eight Danny Vella claiming the try. Richard John converted for a 7-0 lead. Associates spent long periods on attack, with missed line kicks and a horrendous penalty count keeping Perth-Bayswater pinned in their own half. After 33 minutes Associates finally made an impression on the scoreboard with a penalty kick, thanks to the ref stuffing up a set of knock ons immediately before. Despite the string of penalties Soaks could not add to their score and the half finished at 7-3.
The penalties continued to flow freely in the second half, and soon after the break an altercation erupted in the backs when one of the Soaks team resorted to offensive racial taunts to several Maori players in the Perth-Bayswater team. The referee ruled against Perth-Bayswater and Soaks collected the penalty kick to trail 7-6. To add injustice to insult, Perth-Bayswater winger Thomas Ngawaka was sent from the field for fighting. Another penalty kick after 8 minutes had Soaks ahead 9-7 but within minutes Richard John reclaimed the lead for Perth-Bayswater with an audacious 35 metre drop goal. Now it was Soaks turn to be on the receiving end of a string of penalties, the first of which was converted by Richard John after 19 minutes to extend Perth-Bayswater's lead to 13-9. After 23 minutes Richard John kicked another penalty and Perth-Bayswater played a disciplined and courageous final 12 minutes to keep a desperate Associates team at bay. Flyhalf Phil Oliver pulled off some jarring tackles and Richard John was in sublime form with superb touch-finders driving Soaks back 40 metres at every opportunity, winning him Man of the Match Award and steering Fourth Grade to a well deserved victory over Associates.
Congratulations to coach Andy Keen, manager Paul Antipas and all the Fourth Grade team for their historic achievement, winning the club's only premiership of 1999 and the last premiership of the millennium.
| NOT SO PRELIMINARY AS FINAL | 6 September 1999 |
Both Perth-Bayswater teams still in the hunt at the Preliminary Final stage bowed out in games at Perry Lakes this weekend.
SECOND GRADE went down to Associates 17-0, ending their charmed life in the competition this year. Full credit to coach Pat McLoughlin, ably assisted by daughter Nikki as manager, for taking Seconds to the finals after a year of many injuries, changing lineups and low training turnouts. Second grade won many games by narrow margins, often late in the match, showing commendable spirit and great determination against bigger and more fancied sides. Seconds drew with Soaks in the first round and defeated them in the second, finishing second to Nedlands in the competition. But in the finals they lost to Nedlands and to Soaks and bowed out of the running for the Grand Final. Thanks to Seconds for a great year of competition for the club.
COLTS also went down in the Preliminary Final, losing 10-3 to a composed Palmyra colts. Perth-Bayswater's young colts, many of whom still qualify for the Under 17 team, have shown remarkable ability this year under coach Darrell Taylor, and stormed up the competition table to finish third. This is a massive turnaround for Perth-Bayswater in the colts division, having struggled to field a colts side in the last couple of years, and earned the club WARU's "Most Improved Colts" trophy for 1999. Colts looked nervous in their preliminary final, with finals nerves getting the better of them throughout the game. A steadier Palmyra team profited as a result, scoring a penalty after 20 minutes and adding a converted try 5 minutes later as Perth-Bayswater's error rate kept them on defence. They settled a little in the second half but tried too hard, looking for individual breaks instead of letting the ball do the work. A penalty to Michael Whitney gave them some hope but despite desperate efforts late in the half were unable to add to the final score of 10-3. Congratulations Colts for a successful year, and thanks to Coach Darrell Taylor, Assistant Coach Paul Crosswell and Manager Graham Whitney. The best thing is that this young team will be back next year, older, wiser and stronger, and the 2000 trophy is theirs for the taking.
| ONE IN ONE OUT | 29 August 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater supporters saw two games at Perry Lakes for the major semi-finals, the winner taking a fast track to the Grand Final. With one close win and one diabolical loss, they saw one team through to the big event and one team destined to return next week to battle the winner of the minor semi-final for the right to repeat the game.
FOURTH GRADE put in an impressive line-up after a season of scraping together teams on Saturday afternoons, and had the game all their own way for most of the match. A penalty to talented fullback Richard John after 7 minutes put them 3-0 ahead, and after 17 minutes flyhalf Jason Ellery scored a try from a kick ahead by halfback Paul Sefton, converted by Richard John. Soaks got their first points 4 minutes later from a penalty kick right in front of the posts after Fourths were marched back ten metres for backchat. Richard John, who had a sublime day with the boot, replied with a penalty at the 25 minute mark when Soaks were caught with their hands in a ruck. Soaks ran a loop move in their backline to score in the corner on the half hour but two minutes later a Perth-Bayswater forward rush on the corner realised a try to Paul Sefton. Richard John converted and added a penalty just before half time for a healthy 23-8 lead. The second half opened with a converted intercept try to Soaks but within five minutes a Perth-Bayswater lineout near Soaks line developed into a powerful forward drive that sent Danny Vella over for a try. Richard John converted, and at 30-15 Fourths could see themselves more than two converted tries ahead and took the foot off the pedal. The half continued without further result until the final five minutes, when Soaks scored a try from a five yard scrum, and then scored a second try from an unlikely length of the field sorty, both converted, that brought them within one tantalising point of Perth-Bayswater, 30-29. The referee's final whistle several minutes later came as a great relief. Coach Andy Ken thought the team suffered from over-training, and named Paul Sefton Man of the Match.
SECOND GRADE never looked in this game from the opening whistle, and in the first half set foot in Nedlands' half once. Nedlands scored a try after 7 minutes from a lineout and forward drive, but committed defence from Seconds kept the fancy boys from the Foreshore at bay for half an hour. In their one foray into Nedlands' territory Seconds were awarded a penalty, duly kicked by Willy Reilly, but the 5-3 score did not reflect the game at all. Nedlands made amends for that in short order with two quick converted tries in the remaining few minutes of the half, aided by some severely inadequate tackling from Perth-Bayswater. Seconds lost any semblance of a game plan in the second half, conceding an endless string of turnovers that consistently denied them possession. Nedlands scored a try after 5 minutes when one of their backs donned a tutu and pirouetted his way over the goal line for possibly the most Big Girls' Blouse try scoring dive ever seen at Perry Lakes. After 14 minutes and with Perth-Bayswater hard on attack for a change, Nedlands stole the ball and ran the length of the field to score another try, again ending with a display of rhythmic gymnastics from the show pony in the blue back line. Nedlands kicked a penalty, the big brave boys, and scored two more tries and a conversion to complete the mercy killing at 44-3. The result will hopefully be an object lesson for Seconds in ball retention, tackling and back line positioning, or their finals series is destined for a grisly end next Saturday.
| YOUNG BLOODS SHOW THE WAY | 21 August 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater's talented team of colts showed the way for the club's future with a tough 12-8 win over a worthy Kalamunda team at Perry Lakes, while yesterday's heroes in fifth grade dropped out of the race with their customary style.
COLTS came away with their first win of the season over Kalamunda in an exciting, hard-fought game where they showed a firm grasp of the basics and played some attractive and effective rugby. A try to Joel McIvor from a kick through set them on the road to the preliminary final, converted by Ashley Murphy, but Kalamunda replied with a try and a penalty for a close 8-7 lead. A forward rush in the corner secured a try to half back Mark Hill late in the first half and colts went into the break 12-8 up. Both teams worked hard in a tight and testing second half without result, giving Perth-Bayswater colts the win 12-8. Coach Darrel Taylor commended the team for sticking to their game plan. He named prop Clive Robertson as best forward, and fullback Ben Taylor as best back and Man of the Match. Colts now go through to the preliminary final in two weeks time against the loser of the Major Semi Final between Cottesloe and Palmyra.
FIFTH GRADE had University on the ropes in terms of territory and possession in their minor semi-final, but spoiled numerous opportunities and set new standards in score-avoiding on the way to their 6-5 loss. On the positive side, they brought to Perry Lakes the sexiest water girl ever seen in the staid environs of the Western Australian Rugby Union finals series. A missed penalty after seven minutes was answered by a successful penalty to Uni after 14 minutes, and the 3-0 score remained throughout a frustrating first half which might well have seen numerous tries scored by the boys in black had not a cunning combination of failing eyesight and advanced senility prevented them. Uni added to their score with a second penalty kick after five minutes of the second half, and the half continued without further score despite several adventurous forays by both sides, including one slashing run by Noel Spittal, the Kiwi Kelvinator, down the right wing. If the ground staff had not incorrectly placed the touch line a metre or two further to the left than it should have been a try would certainly have resulted. It was not until the 25th minute that a classic backline attack was finished off by fullback Kevin "Richie" Hind with a try in the corner. Richie failed to convert from the sideline and the team were unable to add to the score as time ticked away, resulting in the closest of losses to the weary warriors of Filthy Fifths, although clearly a moral victory if only on the basis of having the sexiest water girl. A number of referees have requested photographic evidence of this member of the highly trained Perth-Bayswater elite support staff, to be used as an example for other clubs to follow, we assume. Congratulations to the highly tuned athletic sports machine that is Perth-Bayswater Fifths for a highly entertaining season.
| GAME GOES TO FIRST GRADE | 20 August 1999 |
In a commendable decision the WARU Executive Committee awarded the points from the Perth-Bayswater/ARKs first grade game to Perth-Bayswater. The decision recognises that firm action is needed to deter other teams from following ARKs' bewildering action in leaving the field in protest at referee Kim Short's penalty count. Any other decision would have set a dangerous precedent encouraging teams to exploit the option of leaving the field to gain an unfair advantage for an undeserved draw or a win. ARKs unfortunate decision to leave the field as a protest deprived Perth-Bayswater of the chance to win the game, and this has been recognised by WARU in awarding Perth-Bayswater first grade the win and the four points. They now finish the season on 27 points, in seventh place. Full marks to the WARU Executive for their decision.
| BIZARRE END TO SEASON | 16 August 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater ended the season with the most bizarre result this observer has ever seen in 35 odd years of involvement in rugby.
FIRST GRADE were all at sea for most of their game against ARKs (Armadale-Roleystone-Kelmscott) at Perry Lakes. The southern club, perenially bottom of the table, have imported large numbers of Kiwis this season, improving their results if not their discipline. ARKs made all the play in the first half, scoring a converted try after 15 minutes, their inside backs running straight through non-existant defence. The silly aeroplane imitation by the try-scorer did little to endear him to the crowd -- it's bad enough having to put up with such antics at the top level from the likes of Ben Tune, although at least he has the talent to get away with it. Ten minutes later ARKs scored again, running a try in down the touchline, again with little to suggest Perth-Bayswater had grasped the art of tackling. A third converted try followed almost immediately, but ARKs enterprise came at a cost as exacting referee Kim Short kept them on the hop with a string of penalities. Following a series of penalties that kept ARKs pinned on their own line, Perth-Bayswater finally crossed the line with a try. The second half started with a try to Craig Barrett after 7 minutes, as ARKs conceded a barrage of penalties in defence. After 12 minutes and yet another penalty, ARKs captain crossed the field to argue with the ref and was sin-binned for his trouble. At this point, in a shameful fit of pique, the entire ARKs team spat the collective dummy and left the field, leaving a bewildered Perth-Bayswater team standing on the field with the referee and touch judges. The ARKs players went into the huddle on the sideline and after several minutes finally condescended to favour the match with their presence. But referee Kim Short had had enough, and ordered that the game be abandoned. Kim is to be commended for sticking to his guns on this one, teams should not be allowed to wander on and off the field as the mood takes them and to condone this sort of childish behaviour would have been to set a dangerous precedent. While Perth-Bayswater management were under the impression that the result automatically defaulted in their favour, it was reported today that the result will be decided by the Western Australian Rugby Union, a prospect unlikely to inspire much confidence in the outcome. Although the decision has no bearing on the finals as neither team is close to the four, Perth-Bayswater would have every reason to expect a decision in their favour. It was ARKs who chose to leave the field, thus depriving Perth-Bayswater of the opportunity to win the match. If the result is to be a loss (as ARKs were in front at the time) or a draw, the way is then open for any team to leave the field at the moment of their choice to exploit a win or a draw when they least deserve it. It is up to WARU to see that this dark day in W.A. rugby does not become a continuing millstone around their necks. It is particularly a shame as Perth-Bayswater have always enjoyed excellent relations with ARKs and have a regular pre-season fixture with the Kelmscott-based club. It is a pity to see years of hard work and genuine commitment by stalwarts like Mike Pengalian thrown away by juvenile actions of this kind.
SECOND GRADE fought out a close game over the new-look ARKs second grade, coming out ahead 13-6. A penalty to Willy Reilly in the 13th minute opened the account for seconds, but three minutes later ARKs equalised with a penalty of their own. At the 20 minute mark a series of rucks on the far side of the field sent the ball along the backline to winger Martin Lealiifano who crossed near the sideline and ran around to score behind the posts. Willy Reilly converted for a 10-6 lead which remained until half time. An inconclusive second half yielded only a penalty to Willy Reilly after 21 minutes to set up the 13-6 win. Man of the Match was flanker Mal Heremia.
THIRD GRADE came home late for a solid win over ARKs and kicked off with a try to Tom Ngawata in the first minute of play but were indifferent for most of the first half, allowing ARKs to reply with a converted try from a scrum on thirds' line after 20 minutes. A penalty to Simon Hance after 35 minutes regained the lead for thirds at half time, 8-7. Another penalty during the second half edged thirds ahead 11-7, but late in the match they almost scored in the corner only to have the man with ball shoulder-charged over the sideline as he went for the try line. The referee ruled that no attempt had been made to tackle, and awarded a penalty try. Simon Hance converted, and added a late penalty to seal the 21-7 win. Man of the Match was Matt Forster.
FOURTHS defeated Associates Green 39-21 after leading 19-7 at half time. Tries went to Danny Vella, Ian Hogg and a bunch of other people. Fourths built up a healthy lead and relaxed late in the game to let Soaks back in with some late tries. Man of the Match was prop Alan "Tubs" Thomas. Coach Andy Keen reports the boys are all psyched up for the finals after their undefeated second round and looking forward to a big finish to the year.
FIFTHS crawled home agaianst Leeming 6-3 and the details will be recorded as soon as Sir Cliff Richard can be tracked down and grilled.
COLTS won their game 17-0 to cap off a great competition for the year and seal their second placing in the finals. It was 12-0 at half time with tries to Darren Murphy and Adam Bulowski, and a conversion to Steve Evans. Michael Whitney scored a try in the second half in a patchy game with some moments of enterprise. Coach Darrel Taylor was keen to give all his players a run in this game and some inconsistency resulted. Best forward was Adam Bulowski and best back was Steve Evans. In a moment of high drama, manager Graham Whitney set new standards for the code of conduct as he was ordered from the field and made to hand in his touch-judge's flag after getting involved in a heated argument with the opposition behind the goal posts.
| CONRAD'S HUNDREDTH | 7 August 1999 |
While First Grade didn't have a lot to celebrate, it was a big day for the club with current WA representative flanker, Conrad Kovacs, recording his hundredth first grade game for Perth-Bayswater.
FIRST GRADE looked like a thoroughly competitive unit for the first 30 minutes of the game against Palmyra, with neither side making much headway. But after that first half hour Palmyra broke through to score a converted try in the corner, and they added a second try five minutes later from a tap penalty. Their goal-kicking fullback had a golden day with the boot, and converted from the sideline. With Palmyra's rolling mauls and powerful scrum proving increasingly effective, Perth-Bayswater were squeezed out of the possession stakes and locked in their own end of the field for the remainder of the half, to trail Paly 21-0. It took Palmyra 15 minutes to score in the second half, but a couple of quick tries had them scooting ahead 33-0. With Perth-Bayswater lacking any semblance of penetration and delivering a steady stream of turnovers, Palmyra added their final converted try for a 42-0 winning score. But Perth-Bayswater refused to roll over and finished the game strongly on attack, although they failed to score. Man of the Match was Conrad Kovacs, a human dynamo on the field, in fitting recognition of his 100th first grade game. Referee Ron Hutt controlled the game well. Coach Garry Lane described Palmyra as a well-drilled side but thought most of their tries came from Perth-Bayswater errors. He was pleased with his team's commitment at the breakdown, and was impressed with colt Neil Robinson on the wing and KC Maxwell in the centres. It is also worth a note of thanks to prop Dale Hewson, a club stalwart more often seen in fourth and third grade, who responded to the call to first grade with his usual heart.
SECOND GRADE also recorded a slow start to the game with a scoreless half hour to open. Palmyra kicked a penalty and Willy Reilly replied 5 minutes later for a 3-3 score at half time. Palmyra blew a certain try with the line wide open ten minutes into the second half, but minutes later big number eight Eddie West drove over at the other end of the field, converted by Willy Reilly for a 10-3 lead to seconds. After 17 minutes a well-timed dart on the blind by halfback Matt Tainui sent the ball out to wing Martin Lealiifano, who eluded the defence and scored for a 15-3 lead. Seconds were well on top by this stage and kept Palmyra under pressure for the final quarter for a solid win. Coach Pat McLoughlin described it as a good game, and praised the forwards for a good effort. Man of the Match was Peter Gault.
THIRD GRADE probably said goodbye to their last chances of making the finals with a 24-14 loss to Palmyra, but they are to be congratulated for a competitive season under trying circumstances. A penalty to Simon Hance started them off, but Paly responded with a converted try to seize the lead 7-3. Centre Bryn Edwards regained the lead for thirds with a try, and Simon Hance added a further penalty for an 11-7 half time lead. A converted try and a penalty to Palmyra in the second half took them ahead 17-11, but a penalty to Simon Hance brought thirds within striking distance at 17-14. A late converted try to Palmyra through some weak tackling sealed the game for them 24-14. Man of the Match was Matt Forster.
FOURTH GRADE scored a 25-0 win over Palmyra that wasn't a forfeit. It was 15-0 at half time. Tries went to Paul Sefton, Danny Vella and Dave Watene, with two penalties and two conversions to fullback Richard John. Fourths displayed good control of the game for most of the match, although they went off the boil for the last 20 minutes of the first half. Man of the Match was hooker Andy Keen, sometimes also known as fourth grade coach. If they win next week Fourths will have completed an unbeaten second round and they remain second on the ladder. Good work team.
FIFTH GRADE racked up another record-setting triumph by going to the right ground this time and actually getting to play Curtin. They also defeated them, 24-0. A converted try to Richard John set them on the path to glory, followed by a second try which nobody can remember scoring, to lead 12-0 at half time. A lovely try to Welsh wizard Phil Oliver opened the second half, with a dazzling run from flyhalf straight through the defence, converted by Richard John. The Flying Fridge, Noel Spittal, showed off to his Dad visiting from New Zealand with a big try in the corner from a classic backline attack -- and they're rare enough in fifth grade to be worth celebrating on their own. We are pleased to report Mike "Gareth Edwardes" Jones managed to sort his passing game out early in the piece, after one pass to Thomas the winger's bootlaces, and a second which would have been perfect if Phil Oliver had been 7 feet tall. But he came right and maintained a nice average after that. Comment was heard from the sideline that it was quite a good win from a team playing with no flankers. Man of the Match was Phil Oliver, who received the usual award of the team jerseys to wash for the week. Wanker of the Week went by unanimous acclaim to Peter Slasher Oliver who has yet to return the t-shirt from three weeks ago.
COLTS lost 5-0 with a try to Palmyra in the dying moments of the game, but all other details are in the custody of the coach who left the ground for "a party" with unseemly haste.
| ANNUAL DINNER | 7 August 1999 |
The Perth-Bayswater Rugby Union Football Club Inc. Annual Dinner will be held at 6.30 pm on Saturday 18 September at the Beau Rivage Room, Gloucester Park. Cost is $50 per ticket, which covers meal, beer, wine and soft drink for three hours, and entertainment. Pre-dinner drinks are at 6.30 pm, followed by the President's Welcome and Dinner. After dinner the trophies will be presented and then members and their partners can disco the night away.
| COLTS GALLOP INTO UNDER 18S | 3 August 1999 |
Seven of Perth-Bayswater's Colts have been selected for the Western Australian state under 18 schoolboys touring squad to play in the national comp in Melbourne later this year.
They are Michael Whitney, Mark Hill, Ben Taylor, Clive Robertson, Louis Doyle, Gareth Cherrington and Ashley Murphy.
Congratulations to these future First Graders and future senior state players!
| THE ROCKY ROAD TO THE FINALS | 1 August 1999 |
While First Grade trundled on its downhill path to obscurity, the other grades in the club moved onward and upward to a bumper crop of finals.
FIRST GRADE flagged Rockingham past them on the way up the competition table, losing 28-10 in hospitable Rockingham. Ref Ron Hutt caned Perth-Bayswater mercilessly with penalties in the first half, and in possibly a world first, sin-binned Ken "Porridge" Angus for obstruction as he came back onside and got in the way of Rockingham's half back. Rockingham gratefully accepted the bounty and kicked three penalties to lead 9-0 at half time. With a makeshift front row and their scrum in trouble, Perth-Bayswater enjoyed limited possession and conceded a try early in the second half. They struck back through the mercurial talents of flyhalf Barry Ria, in a dazzling try started from Perth-Bayswater's 22 by Ria himself. He handed on to Tony Ancell for a big run, out to replacement Craig Barrett and back to Barry Ria for a try in the corner. Rockingham scored another try but Ria struck back with another try to Perth-Bayswater. Perth-Bayswater's kicking game was not constructive, suffering charged down and mis-directed kicks; and turnovers were conceded in the rucks. Rockingham scored a late try to wrap up the game and cap off another disappointing loss by a Perth-Bayswater team sorely lacking in confidence.
SECOND GRADE kept a firm grip on their second spot on the table with a 26-7 win over Rockingham. They had a disjointed start, with some new players coming into the team, but soon established a successful pattern in the forwards, particularly in rucks and mauls. The backs took their opportunities and the team scored two tries in each half, and three conversions to flyhalf Willy Reilly. Tries went to halfback Matt Tainui, flanker Mal Heramia, wing Craig Barrett and wing Sean Baker. Man of the Match was Matt Tainui.
THIRD GRADE clawed their way back toward the top four with an 18-5 win over Rockingham, after leading 10-5 at half time. It was a good game and full marks go to referee Gibson for his control of the game. Tries went to prop Lawrence Poland and Clint Kuchel. Flyhalf Todd Hartman kicked well and kept Rockingham pinned in their own half, as well as kicking a conversion and two penalties. In the forwards, Rob Fembok performed well at lock. Man of the Match was Todd Hartman.
FOURTH GRADE won by default as Rockingham are struggling for numbers in the lower grades.
FIFTH GRADE scored a magnificent win over Wanneroo at Morley Reserve. Guest fullback Richard John sliced Wanneroo wide open with an early try, which he converted himself, and the Flying Fridge, Noel Spittal, added another try after a good run by wing Lance Annan, to lead 12-0. Welsh superstar Mike Jones entered the frame shortly after when he attempted to run the ball out from behind his own goal line. With the defence closing fast, Jonesy took a look at the distant sideline and remembered he hadn't punted forty metres in a few years, so he nipped a flash little Gareth Edwardes reverse pass in behind him that handily fell on the ground and was pounced on by a Wanneroo player for a try under the posts, followed by a conversion. Undeterred by this glaring blunder, Filthy Fifths surged back into action with a rampaging try to loose forward Hamish Templeton for a 17-7 half time score. Jonesy gave himself a stern talking-to at half time and the team cut loose in the second half, making the best use of the talents of such luminaries as Phil Oliver, Richard John, Carl Hennings and Wayne Wahapa. The Kiwi Kelvinator struck again to open the second half scoring, and Wayne "Wipers" Wahapa scored from a slick kick-though by Richard John, converted by Richard John for a 29-7 lead. A try to Phil Oliver followed, converted by Richard John, who then scored and converted himself for a 41-7 score line. Old warrior Carlos Hennings had the last word as he scored an unmarked try, selfishly ignoring speedster Rick Boyd who was even more unmarked outside him. Richard John converted for a walloping 48-7 win. Man of the Match was the unfairly talented Richard John, while Wanker of the Week went by unanimous vote of the team to Mike Jones for his efforts on behalf of Wanneroo. A special mention goes to number one supporter Glyn "Da" Jones, for getting dropped off at Wanneroo's home ground, and then having to get a taxi to bring him to Morley where the game was being played. Special thanks to ref Bruce Hartley PhD, whose judicious control and recognition of the skill levels of the players under his care allowed the game to flow nicely.
COLTS maintained their spot in the top four with a 44-0 win over Leeming at Trevor Gribble Park. Colts played well and maintained consistency throughout the game, scoring evenly in both halves. The whole squad of 24 got a run in the game and a bunch of tries were scored, two of them by flanker Gareth Cherrington. The combination of the other two loosies, the Murphy brothers, was excellent. The backs performed well, particularly wings Jeremy and Steve. Man of the Match went jointly to the Murphy Brothers.
| THE DARK AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL |
26 July 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater FIRST GRADE didn't just scrape the bottom of the barrel with their loss to bottom-of-the-table University at Perry Lakes -- they dug a hole through the bottom of the barrel and fell into it. A disjointed and disinterested first grade, having given away their last remote shot at the finals the week before, appeared to lose all motivation and allowed Uni free reign on the field. Uni scored their first try after 12 minutes following a lineout near Perth-Bayswater's line, and after 25 minutes added a penalty. Despite a Uni player blatantly launching himself over the top of a ruck after 35 minutes, referee John Hill gave a penalty against Perth-Bayswater, stretching Uni's lead to 11-0. A minute later replacement centre Barry Ria sliced Uni's defence wide open as Perth-Bayswater applied pressure towards the end of the first half, to score a try. Two more tries could have been scored earlier but Perth-Bayswater showed some skill in avoiding the opportunities. A dreadful mistake right on half time spilled ball loose for Uni to snatch a gift try, and go into the break 16-5 up. Uni added another penalty after half time to go ahead 19-5, but a lineout on Uni's line sent the ball out to the backs where Barry Ria again opened up Uni's defence for a try, converted by Ria. At 19-12 Perth-Bayswater had every opportunity but continuing mistakes and needless offences gave Uni two more penalty kicks to their garden gnome front row goal kicker and a try right before full time added the final insult, for a 30-12 loss.
SECOND GRADE could not manage their usual jail break in this game and lost to fifth-placed University, adding a real squeeze at the top end of the second grade table, with Perth-Bayswater, Cottesloe and Palmyra second equal on 40 points, and University fifth with 39 points. Seconds spent long periods on defence in the first half but held Uni out apart from two penalty kicks. Seconds enjoyed far more attack in the second half, but the game was not helped by some confusing decisions by the theatrical referee. Flyhalf Willy Reilly kicked a penalty after 14 minutes and centre Barry Ria touched down from a charged-down kick, but the referee held a lengthy conversation with the touch judge and thought about it for a while before awarding the try. It was converted by Willy Reilly for seconds to lead 10-6. After 22 minutes Uni scored a try following perhaps the most blatant knock-on in the history of rugby union, allowing them an undeserved 11-10 win.
THIRD GRADE won a mediocre game 19-17, scoring a try after five minutes. Centre Simon Hance converted for thirds to lead 7-0. Two minutes later dangerous attacking halfback Charlie Tuatari opened up Uni's defence again for thirds to surge ahead 12-0, but Uni replied after 15 minutes with a converted try as thirds started to ease the pressure off. Five minutes later Uni added a penalty but immediately Charlie Tuatari cut Uni's defence to ribbons to score another try, converted by Simon Hance to give thirds a 19-10 half time lead. Thirds lapsed into defensive mode in the second half, as an embarrassing series of lost lineouts and scrums kept them pinned down under fire. Despite a Uni player belly-flopping over Perth's ruck, the ref allowed Uni to retrieve the ball, which they gratefully converted into a try, and converted to trail 19-17. Fortunately they could not score again and thirds clung to their narrow lead to win the game.
FOURTH GRADE defeated University at McGilivray Oval on Saturday, 29-0, after leading 12-0 at half time. Danny Vella scored two tries and Richard John scored two tries and kicked two conversions. It was a scrappy game with fourths playing down to Uni's level. Coach Andy Keen felt the team was not switched on and simply going through the motions. Man of the Match was wing Dave Watene.
FIFTH GRADE defeated a disappointing Uni team 24-10. Tries went to Mike Whitney, Darren Horne and two to Thomas the winger. Due to the unfortunate forfeit of Colts, Fifths were able to give some of the young fellows a run in fifths, allowing them to learn from the dazzling athleticism and pyrothechnic skills common in this grade. Some of the Uni people apparently got a bit snakey about people under the age of 40 nipping around them with youthful exuberance, but we let them keep their sheep station and settled for the four points, so that's OK. Wayne "Japie" CAMPBELL ran onto the game in his t-shirt for reasons that haven't become clear yet. South Canterbury legend Alan Hill missed two sitters from in front of the posts, and then reluctantly made way for the younger generation, as Mark Hill was brought on and kicked two conversions. Hamish Templeton cost the team a penalty for throwing the ball away (narrowly missing the ref's head -- by accident we hasten to add) but still managed to win Man of the Match for his all-round play. Wanker of the Week went to Peter Oliver for picking on a smallish member of the opposition but then back-pedalling at a rate of knots when his diminutive victim shaped up to him. Unconvincing excuse of the week goes to "coach" Sir Cliff Richard who explained, when penalised by the ref, that he "had just wandered offside."
COLTS won by forfeit over Wanneroo.
| WHISTLE YOUR CARES AWAY | 26 July 1999 |
During the week WARU condemned abuse of referees, a position which Perth-Bayswater endorses and supports. Personal comment and offensive language directed to refs have no place in rugby. The Management Committee last week took action by officially notifying two club members that their comments did not reflect well on the club and requested they adopt the club's Code of Conduct. Disagreement with refereeing decisions may be voiced from the sidelines, provided it is fair comment and good humoured. Comments on referees, similar to comments on playing performance, will continue to be placed in the club's web site and the club's newsletter, giving objective appraisal of performance, as is common with rugby media throughout the world -- although this will always be in the context of a local club publication. In saying that, we publicly acknowledge the fine job the referees perform in a difficult and frequently thankless role. We could not play rugby without them and the club wishes to formally state our thanks and appreciation for their efforts.
| SO FAR BUT YET SO FAR | 18 July 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater First Grade blew even their remotest mathematical chance of a spot in the finals with a disappointing 44-16 loss to an uninventive Associates side at Morley Reserve yesterday.
Neither side looked to have any inspiration at all, as FIRST GRADE battled through a first half of limited attack and dogged defence. Soaks did what Soaks always do -- big scrums, tough in the tight, wooden in the backs. But they got the basics right and it earned them a converted try after 20 minutes and a penalty after 27. At the 30 minute mark Perth-Bayswater crawled onto the scoreboard with a penalty to Steve Wharerau, and five minutes later picked up a try to blockbusting number eight Mike Johnson from a tap penalty. At 10-8 Perth-Bayswater were making a game of it, but five minutes later Associates stretched their lead with a penalty, and added a try after a taxing series of scrums on the Perth-Bayswater line. A penalty kick to Steve Wharerau kept Perth-Bayswater in touch at half time, 18-11. Perth-Bayswater stayed in touch for much of the second half but by three quarter time all resistance ceased. Associates scored two tries, one converted, and a nonsensical quick throw-in handed Soaks a third, converted to put them out of sight at 37-11. A late try to Mike Johnston out wide gave Perth-Bayswater some consolation but Soaks had the last word with a converted try on full time to wrap it up 44-16. Coach Gary Lane's only comment was "we play like we train -- an eight man team". Man of the Match was hard-nosed number eight Mike Johnston.
SECOND GRADE started slowly for another close-fought win to keep them steady at second spot on the second grade competition. Associates scored two tries in the first half, and seconds replied with a penalty to flyhalf Willie Reilly and a try to centre Stu Bascke. A penalty to Willie Reilly gave them a one point edge at half time, 11-10. Seconds spent long periods trapped in their own half in the second half but their defence held firm. After 30 minutes a rare foray into Soaks territory saw talented halfback Matt Tainui score a try when a maul close to the line sent the ball out along the back line. Seconds held the 16-10 lead until full time. Coach Pat McLoughlin saw it as a good, strong performance despite a largely scratch team and a continuing lack of training. Man of the Match was dynamic flanker Mal Heremia.
THIRD GRADE suffered their second close loss to Soaks' thirds for the year, going down 10-8 in a comedy of errors which they should have won by 20 points. It was 5-5 at half time through a try to Simon Hance who exploited a gaping hole in Soaks' midfield defence to score. A penalty to halfback Troy Morgan provided all thirds' points in the second half although a further four penalties were missed by various kickers, including a final kick right in front of the posts that would have given them the game. Another kickable penalty was reversed for stomping. Furious coach Barry Guzder put the loss down to bad options and poor communication between forwards and backs, and too much chatter. The loss leaves thirds seven points adfrift of the top four. Man of the Match was number eight Matt.
FOURTHS kept their place in the top four with a nail-biting 32-32 draw, after trailing 12-15 at half time. Tries went to Danny Vella, Price Jnr, flanker Ian Hogg, Nathan Haturini and Trevor Baldwin. Fullback Richard John kicked a penalty and two conversions. Coach Andy Keen said it was a hard game although there were some missed tackles, and the result see-sawed throughout the game. Fourths clung to a narrow lead as full time approached but Soaks stole a late try to equalise. Man of the Match was lock Trevor Baldwin.
FABULOUS FIFTHS started the club off right with an inspiring 26-5 win over Soaks, utilising the depth of talent the club has at this level and demonstrating the effects of a rigorous training program. Club Coach Alan Hill scored a crashing try early on, although the conversion by star flyhalf Phil Oliver was lucky to reach the goal line. A big try to the human tank, Darren Horne, was converted by Alan Hill, for a 12-0 lead, and followed by another try to Darren Horne as Soaks found the dirty great constable very hard to arrest in the line of his duty. Alan Hill again converted for a 19-0 half time lead. Soaks found some inspiration in their half time drinks and scored a try after the break, but despite numerous attacking chances which they mostly blew without aid from Fifths' stern defensive line, they were unable to score again. Phil Oliver capped off a fine day of incisive runs in close and some booming kicks by scoring a try under the posts, again converted by Alan Hill for the 26-5 win. Man of the Match was gritty loose forward Wally Murphy, who never shirked the hard stuff all day and stole some great ball at the tail of the lineout. Wayne "Japie" Campbell maintained his iron grip on the Wanker of the Week for again incurring the wrath of the referee, and for offering $100 bets that South Africa would win the world cup.
COLTS maintained their inexorable march on the finals with a strong start to their game where they scored 12 points in 12 minutes, with two tries to Darren Murphy and a conversion to Ashley Murphy. The forwards performed well, but the whole team dropped back a cog for the second half, letting Soaks in for a try after half time, and failing to add any further score. Colts allowed Soaks to control much of the game although they finished strongly to secure their 12-5 win. The team was led from the front by captain Darren Murphy, and both the Murphys showed their fighting Irish blood with some torrid exchanges with members of the opposition. Best back was Neil Robertson and best forward was Gareth Cherrington.
| SAME OLD SAME OLD | 10 July 1999 |
Another day at the Nedlands foreshore, another day of tough matches against the boys in blue.
FIRST GRADE made a game of it for two thirds of the match, despite continuing problems with injuries. A penalty to Steve Wharerau after ten minutes opened the scoring and gave Perth-Bayswater their only lead of the game. Nedlands replied with a penalty after 16 minutes but it was not until 27 minutes in that they posted their first try although they enjoyed long periods of attack against dogged Perth-Bayswater defence. The conversion gave Nedlands a 10-3 lead, stretched to a 17-3 lead at half time with a Nedlands try just before the whistle. A penalty five minutes into the second half and a try after 16 minutes stretched Nedland's lead to 25-3, but flyhalf Steve Wharerau answered with two penalties for a 25-9 score line. After 28 minutes the ref penalised Nedlands for a cheap stamping exhibition by Nedlands prop Tim Stevens, who had earlier sent Perth-Bayswater number eight Mike Johnston from the field with a broken nose. A quick tap penalty sent wing Gary Rutene zipping over for a try and at 25-14 the contest seemed to be on again. Nedlands closed up the game with ruthless efficiency, running three further tries through a fading Perth-Bayswater defence in the final stages to win 40-14. Coach Gary Lane simply called the Nedlands team "too big and too fast", but said the score line flattered them and did not reflect how competitive Perth-Bayswater were for most of the game. Man of the Match was awarded jointly to loose forwards Conrad Kovacs and Puawai Patu, with honourable mentions to stand-in hooker Dave Koopu and colt Adam Bulowski.
SECOND GRADE finished another close game against the competition leader, losing 24-21. A Barry Ria drop goal and a Craig Barrett penalty gave seconds a half time lead over a Nedlands' try, 6-5. A penalty to Craig Barrett and a try upped seconds' score to 14 points while Nedlands ran in three tries and two conversions. A late try and conversion to Craig Barrett brought seconds up to 24-21 but the match finished soon after. Man of the Match was again lock James Blackman.
THIRDS suffered an agonisingly close loss, 10-8, to competition leaders Nedlands. They were 3-0 down at half time but came back in the second half with a penalty to fullback Richard John and a try to wing Bryn Edwards to lead 8-3 for most of the second half. A hastily assembled team did not help their cause and they suffered in the set pieces, but showed great commitment around the field. A late converted try to Nedlands snatched victory for them in the dying minutes. Man of the Match was half back Charlie Tuatari.
FOURTH GRADE kept the black flag flying with a close 9-8 win over their competition's number two team. They led at half time 3-0 with a penalty to the versatile Richard John, despite having most of the territory and possession but being unable to finish. Nedlands scored early in a very physical second half to take the lead. Two penalties to Richard John gave fourths the narrowest of margins and rugged defence kept Nedlands at bay for a memorable win. Man of the Match was halfback Paul Sefton.
FIFTH GRADE struggled onto the field with 13 men, with a number of team regulars unfortunately missing due to other commitments, such as sucking back piss on front of TV screens for the All Blacks Springboks game. This was an unfortunate game to go in short, as the gods, legends and all stars of Nedlands fifths were intent, as always, on demonstrating their dazzling skills and abundant talents. It was an honour to breathe the same air as them really. Ably assisted by time-honoured ref Hugh Creasy, the game crawled through its allotted 60 minutes as Neddies ran in 88 points, largely untroubled by fifths' "defence". A try to English/Welsh import Simon Hance against the run of play showed that he may not be blessed by continued membership of fifth grade. Man of the Match was second grade coach Pat McLoughlin, filling in at short notice and doing a fine job in the forwards.
COLTS kept their prospects on the upward spiral with an 11-5 win over Neddies, through two penalties to Ashley Murphy and a try to Joel McIvor. The score was 5-5 at half time. The first half was a physical slog as Nedlands tied up the game in the tight. Colts played their own style in the second half and worked their way to a solid win. Best Forward was Ashley Murphy, and best back and Man of the Match was Joel McIvor.
| THE LUCK OF THE DRAW | 3 July 1999 |
Draws were in fashion at Morley Reserve today, with both first and second grades coming away with even honours, of use to neither team.
FIRST GRADE started slowly and spent much of the first half in defence. Western Suburbs posted the first points with a pushover try after 25 minutes, but three minutes later Perth-Bayswater struck a purple patch that should have set them up for a comfortable win. Six phases of quick ruck ball and forward charges sent the ball out to inside centre Haimona Boyd for a try, converted by flyhalf Steve Wharerau, and it only took another two minutes for wing Mark Manley to cross the line, counter attacking from a Western Suburbs missed line kick. Steve Wharerau kicked a superb conversion from the sideline, and within five minutes halfback Tony Sproule had Western Suburbs morale plummeting when he kicked ahead a dropped ball and won the race for the try. Steve Wharerau converted for a more than comfortable 21-5 lead. Referee Peter Hilgendorf entered the frame with one of a series of dubious decisions, ruling that an enthusiastic Perth-Bayswater defensive tackle was dangerous, and Western Suburbs gratefully collected 3 points, answered moments before the half time whistle by a Steve Wharerau penalty for a 24-8 half time score. Concluding that they had already won the game, first grade dropped back a gear and handed the momentum back to Wests. A converted try after just 3 minutes had Wests on their way, and a huge penalty kick after 8 minutes brought them up to 24-18. Wests followed with a try after 13 minutes when Perth-Bayswater defence offered the opposition backs a gap the size of Lyttleton tunnel, to come within one point 24-23. Perth-Bayswater attempts to return play to more profitable parts of the field were frustrated by a steady flow of penalties, some real and some imagined, keeping Wests in fast forward. A try after 17 minutes from an embarrassingly simple overlap took Western Suburbs ahead 28-24, but a try to number eight Mike Johnstone when a mass of forwards went over in the corner, stole the game back 29-28. The penalties kept coming, one in the 32nd minute and another after 35 minutes, and Wests were back on top 34-29. A kick and chase try to wing Gary Rutene two minutes before full time locked the scores up at 34-34 until full time. Coach Gary Lane described the teams' performances as a mirror image of each other, and said Perth-Bayswater got into a comfort zone after their early lead, and should have buried Wests after half time. Instead we allowed them to do it back to us. Once again training is letting the team down. Man of the Match was lock Mathew "Weta" Robertson, with special mentions to flanker Conrad Kovacs and wing Gary Rutene.
SECOND GRADE showed firsts the way when they too recorded a draw against Western Suburbs, 20-20. Wests scored a converted try after 5 minutes, but fullback Martin Lealiifano restored some of the balance with a try after 15 minutes, which was better than the penalty about to be awarded as Wests backs were blatantly offside, as they were all through the game. A long period of attack in the first half, including several scrums on Wests' line, finally brought a try to wing Sean Baker, converted by Craig Barrett for a 12-7 half time lead. Wests struck back in the 7th minute of the second half with a try to draw even at 12-12, and then went ahead five minutes later with a try from a tap penalty. After 17 minutes Sean Baker kicked a penalty to trail 17-15, and Wests went into a long spell of attack eventually gaining a penalty after 26 minutes, to lead 20-15. A failed penalty kick that should have been tapped and run was followed by an unconverted try to dashing wing Bryn Edwards right on full time, for a 20-20 draw. Coach Pat McLoughlin described it as a good first half but said in the second half the team dropped their bundle and lacked discipline, although scrums had improved. Man of the Match was lock James Blackman.
THIRD GRADE suffered their first loss for some time, going down 27-5 to second-top team Western Suburbs. Despite Wests' large and well-drilled forward pack, it was an even game apart from a 15 minute period in the first half when Wests cut loose to score 3 tries and a conversion, against thirds' try to Charlie Tuatari. A penalty and a converted try in the second half gave Wests their 27-5 win. Coach Barry Guzder said that the team was looking forward to playing Wests again in the finals. Man of the Match was Charlie Tuatari.
FOURTH GRADE played their worst game in ages but still managed a 36-3 win. They led 5-3 at half time but bombed another four tries along the way. Their second half effort of 31 points was better, but still included some wasted opportunities that should have been tries, when the team went too far and tried too hard. Tries went to Nathan Haturini (2), wing Justin Sneasby, flyhalf Jason Ellery, wing KC Maxwell and prop Alan "Tubs" Thomas, who scored from a pushover scrum. Nathan Haturini kicked 3 conversions. Man of the match was Jason Ellery.
FILTHY FIFTHS went down 18-5 to second-top team Western Suburbs, with a try to the flying fridge, Noel Spittal, who scored in the corner from a backline movement after a scrum. It was 15-5 at half time, with three Wests tries, but Fifths held Wests to a single penalty in the second half. The highlight of the game was an extended stoppage when a little old Asian lady wandered across the pitch in the middle of the game with her shopping, oblivious to the match in progress. "Who ordered the fried rice?" enquired Mike Jones loudly. Man of the Match was the Kiwi Kelvinator, Noel Spittal, while Wayne "Japie" Graham maintained his strangle hold on Wanker of the Week with his brave flying heave from behind on a stroppy Wests player. Certainly got him back onside, eh Japie?
COLTS continued their inexorable climb up the ladder with an impressive 29-10 defeat of third-placed team Western Suburbs, following on from their win over second-placed team Cottesloe the week before. It was 15-3 at half time. Tries went to Joel McIvor, Gareth Sherrington, Darren Murphy and Mark Hill. Ashley Murphy kicked a penalty and a conversion, and Joel McIvor kicked two conversions. The team started hard and played a good first half, but they relaxed for a period in the second half. Prop Carl Bulowski played well and Ashley Murphy was dynamic. All the backs performed well, with special thanks to fill-in flyhalf Brendan Todd. Man of the Match was a tough decision for coach Daryl Taylor, but the narrow decision went to halfback Mark Hill whose communication with his forwards was excellent. Thanks again to the supporters for their positive support of the team.
| WAKE ME UP I'M DREAMING | 26 June 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater threw away the form guides and left the Seagulls without a wing or a prayer at Harvey Field, winning five out of five games played -- including first grade knocking off the competition's number two team.
FIRST GRADE started the match full of fire and enthusiasm, running some impressive moves in the midfield to put Cott on the back foot. But it was Cottesloe who scored first with a try on the wing after 15 minutes, and a second ten minutes later to lead 10-0. Young centre Fulton Parakuka gave Perth-Bayswater their first points with a try at the 29 minute mark, after inside centre Haimona Boyd cracked Cott's defence from a tap penalty. Losing a lineout from their own throw in on their own line cost first grade another try just before fulltime, leaving Cott 17-5 up at the break. Cottesloe added another try 8 minutes into the second half and the game looked beyond Perth-Bayswater's reach at 22-5. Showing genuine commitment to their task and heartening attitude, first grade upped the pressure, realising a try to replacement wing Martin Lealiifano after 12 minutes when a series of forward drives sent the ball out along the backline. Flyhalf Steve Wharerau converted. After 23 minutes wing Gary Rutene caught Cott napping when he stole the ball in a tackle on his own 22 and raced 80 metres to score. At 22-17 the game was well and truly alive but it was not until the 36th minute that replacement centre Mark Manley slipped Cott's defence on the blindside and handed on to Gary Rutene, who sped down the sideline and around behind the posts for a try. Steve Wharerau succeeded with the conversion, stealing the game 24-22. Cott had two late penalty kicks but missed and the boys in black walked from the field deserving if unexpected victors. Ref John Hill was well below his best form, but we do appreciate the time and effort the refs put in to make the game possible. Coach Gary Lane praised his team for an 80 minute effort and a more effective second half which saw the backs get more ball. Man of the Match was lock Tony Ancell who completely outclassed his bigger, more experienced opponents.
SECOND GRADE triumphed in another of their series of close jailbreaks, beating Cottesloe 11-3. Seconds looked good in the first half with plenty of attack although they allowed at least three tries to escape their grasp, and ended the half with one penalty kick to lead 3-0. In the second half they lapsed into errors and Cottesloe gained increasing territorial advantage. Cottesloe kicked an equalising penalty after 17 minutes and it was not until the 32nd minute, in a rare foray into Cott territory, that flyhalf Willie Reilly kicked a smart drop goal to regain the lead 6-3. An enterprising kick and chase by wing Sean Baker just before full time snared a try when a Cott defender spilled the ball in goal for the 11-3 winning score. Coach Pat McLoughlin saw the game as a good, hard tussle and said that his team gave way to panic at some stages. He stressed the need for more scrum work at training. Man of the Match was Willie Reilly.
THIRD GRADE compiled a handy 34-14 win over a Cottosloe team that played well for most of the match. Poor handling let thirds down, leading only 14-7 at half time. With 15 minutes to go they struck form and wrapped the game up. Tries went to Jason Hill (2), Porridge, Mitch Ewin and Aki Kawashima, while Todd Hartman kicked three conversions and a penalty. Man of the Match was Jason Hill.
FOURTH GRADE sneaked in 50-0 over lowly Cott fourths, who were fortunate that a very short game was played due to a late start. Coach Andy Keen had trouble recalling all the try scorers to mind -- but then he is a hooker after all. The ones we know about are Aki Kawashima, Richard John, Stuart Arnold, Ian Hogg and Paul Sefton. It was 31-0 at half time. Man of the Match was prop Laurence Poland. The team played well with good backing up, support and cleaning out. Centre KC Maxwell played well also, and "mature" halfback Mike Jones.
FIFTH GRADE had a bye.
COLTS scored a coup in defeating competition leader Cottesloe, taking on and beating a bigger, older team. The whole team performed extremely well, applied themselves and stuck to the job right to the end. They trailed 3-6 at half time, with an Ashley Murphy penalty, but dominated possession and territory in the second half to score a try to halfback Mark Hill in the last minute of play. The team thanked the Under 16s for giving them a workout during the week, and their many supporters on the sideline for their positive attitude and encouragement. Coach Daryl Taylor nominated the whole team as Man of the Match.
| FROM RIDICULOUS TO SUBLIME | 12 June 1999 |
Turning around the club's fortunes dramatically from the previous week, this Saturday provided a golden afternoon at Morley Reserve, with all grades unbeaten and First Grade inspiring their followers to new ecstacies.
FIRST GRADE might as well have been on a different planet to the team that lost to ARKs a mere seven days earlier. The start of the game was far from auspicious as Kalamunda sliced right through Perth's defence and scored within one minute of the opening whistle, and seemingly from a forward pass. The conversion gave Kalamunda a 7-0 lead but the boys in black kept at their task and the next thirty minutes were even as Perth-Bayswater matched middle-of-the-table Kalamunda in all facets. The breakthrough came after half an hour when winger Gary Rutene outmanoeuvred his opposite number with a slashing run down the sideline, handing inside to fullback Bronson te Aute who scored. The half finished with a 7-5 lead to Kalamunda, with Perth-Bayswater kicking away too much ball but the forwards competing strongly. After seven minutes of the second half wing Craig Barrett slotted a penalty kick and added another three minutes later to give Perth-Bayswater an 11-7 lead. Some silly mistakes and stray kicking from Perth-Bayswater handed the impetus back to Kalamunda who scored a converted try to take the front 14-11. After 22 minutes ex-State winger Craig Barrett, returning from injury, went over for a try and converted it himself to return Perth-Bayswater to the front, 18-14. Eight minutes later Barrett turned the game on its head when he audaciously snatched an intercept in defence of Perth-Bayswater's try line and sprinted the length of the field for a thundering try that had supporters leaping about like pagan revellers. Steve Wharerau converted for a 25-14 score. Craig Barrett kicked a penalty after 35 minutes but again Perth-Bayswater allowed their attitude to slip with simple errors that handed Kalamunda the last word with a converted try before full time, but it was too late and Perth-Bayswater took the game with an unexpected and very sweet 28-21 victory. A smiling coach, Gary Lane, said that the team had played more to pattern, keeping the ball in close to the forwards, and showed commitment and confidence to return from setbacks. A thoroughly deserved Man of the Match was wing Craig Barrett. The whole team are to be congratulated for their performance, but worthy of mention were the loose forwards, Conrad Kovacs, Mike Johnstone and Puawai Patu; lock Mathew "Weta" Robertson, returning from injury to captain the team; young centres Fulton Parakuka and Mark Manley defended heroically; veteran Steve Wharerau was a steadying influence at flyhalf; and wing Gary Rutene and fullback Bronson Te Aute showed plenty of talent.
SECOND GRADE fought out another close game but triumphed over the team one place above them on the competition table, 12-7. Kalamunda made most of the attack in the first half but did not score until 30 minutes in, with a converted try, but five minutes later wing Adrian Balmen replied with a dazzling counter-attack out wide, kicking ahead and winning the race to the ball to score in the corner. The 7-5 score remained until half time. Ten minutes into the second half Adrian scored again, converted by Sean Baker, and the 12-7 score stood until full time as Seconds showed commendable courage and kept their heads to grind out a hard-fought win against a much bigger forward pack and with scrums going backwards throughout the match. Coach Pat McLoughlin was grateful for the win but stressed the need for his team to put in more effort with training.
THIRD GRADE racked up a big 44-0 win over the bottom team of the competition after leading 17-0 at half time. A slow first half allowed Kalamunda to drag the game down to their level but some stern words from Coach Barry Guzder at half time put the lads back on track with the forwards lifting their game and the backs excelling. Tries went to Bryn Edwards, Aki Kawashima, Todd Hartman (2) and Charlie Tuatari (4), with one conversion to Charlie and one to Rob. Man of the Match was Charlie Tuatari.
FOURTH GRADE provided perhaps the biggest upset of the day by knocking off their competition's leaders, defeating Kalamunda 24-0. Most of the points were scored early for a half time score of 17-0. Tries went to Danny Vella and Aki Kawashima (2), one an absolute beauty where the opposition foolishly kicked straight to him only to see the Japanese speedster weave through their back line untouched to score in the corner. Fullback Richard John kicked three conversions and a penalty. Fourths reigned supreme in the lineouts and benefited from a guest appearance by Trevor Baldwin. Coach Andy Keen was very pleased with his team's performance and said that Fourths had scored 75 points for and none against in their last two games.
FIFTH GRADE reversed their first round loss to Mount Lawley by overcoming the multi-coloured marvels 41-14, 6 tries to 2. The half time score was 10-7, with Barry Ria kicking a drop goal early, and an unexpectedly useful kick through by Steve Horne leading to a try by the flyhalf whose name remains a mystery. The highlight of the second half was an awesome sprint the length of the field by Darren Horne, after filching the ball from a ruck, to score a try. Other tries went to Lance Hannan and Dave Koopu and other people who weren't there to claim their moment of glory as Sir Cliff searched his alcohol-befuddled brain for scraps of recollection of the game. Kevin Hind mentioned that match reports were well overdue for a mention of one, K.Hind, who returned to the team after a bout of galloping beri-beri, and whose skills contributed to the result in a manner that has not entirely been clarified at this point in time. Man of the Match was Paul Antipas and Wanker of Week again went to Wayne Japie Graham for forgetting to bring the Wanker of the Week t-shirt down to the game.
COLTS remained even on points with close rivals Kalamunda by drawing their game 3-3. A penalty each in the first half set the score for the game, and neither side could break the deadlock although Perth-Bayswater missed another four kicks at goal. Coach Daryl Taylor said the forwards were superb against a much bigger pack and the backs were excellent in defence. The best back was halfback Mark Hill, who had a magic game around the base of the scrum, and best forward and Man of the Match was ex-centre and current lineout supremo Nick Pomare. Congratulations to colts as ten of the team have been named in the squads for the State Schoolboys and Under 19 teams.
| FIRST GRADE FAIL TO SINK ARKs | 6 June 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater first grade set a new record in non-achievement when, for possibly the first time ever, they recorded a loss against lowly Armadale-Roleystone-Kemscott. Wins in all five other senior grades failed to atone for this dark day in the club's history.
Playing in snappy new jumpers and with new skill and fire, ARKs competed eagerly throughout this game, and if their win was due to a bit of luck and some woefully inconsistent refereeeing, Perth-Bayswater did nothing at all to deserve the win either. Perth-Bayswater started the game with power and energy, sweeping ARKs downfield with a huge rolling maul. But ARKs quickly replied with a couple of perfectly placed up-and-unders to snatch a try after 9 minutes. ARKs enjoyed plenty of attacking opportunities in the first half but a mesmerising run by converted wing, Gary Rutene, against the run of play seized a try after 35 minutes. ARKs went into the break 8-5 with a penalty kick just before the whistle. A second penalty after 15 minutes stretched ARKs lead to 11-5. Perth-Bayswater went into attack in the last 20 minutes and hammered ARKs' line. Supporters enjoyed a brief moment of relief when the referee ruled a try as the Perth-Bayswater forwards crashed over the line, but that changed to disappointment as the ref changed his mind and ruled that the ball had been held up. ARKs clung onto their winning score until full time to secure their historic victory. Coach Gary Lane said that ARKs were more organised and noted that if his team turned up to training occasionally they might be organised too. He said the team did not play to the game plan early, it was an even contest and ARKs try was due to a lapse of concentration. Man of the Match was always-threatening wing Gary Rutene.
SECOND GRADE made hard work of their match over bottom-placed ARKs, plodding out the winner at 17-6. Coach Pat McLoughlin said there was too much chat and the team lacked leadership. Wing Sean Baker scored a try and Craig Barrett kicked four penalties. Man of the Match was wing Martin Lealiifano.
THIRD GRADE scored a 15-0 win over ARKs, leading 3-0 at half time with a Stu Bascke penalty. Thirds took on ARKs big forwards in the first half and allowed themselves to be tied down. Definite words of wisdom from coach Barry Guzder sorted this out at half time and in the second half Thirds spun the ball wide resulting in tries to Charlie Parakuka and Aki Kawashima and a conversion to Stu Bascke. Mitch, Peter Gault and Lincoln Heffrin supported well in the forwards and Bryn Edwards was the pick of the backs apart from Man of the Match, ace Japanese winger Aki Kawashima.
An increasingly capable FOURTH GRADE took their game to a big, confident Associates Green team and ripped them to shreds with a stunning 51-0 win. Although they had the advantage of the talents of Weta and Porridge, returning from injury, the whole team contributed to the win. Fourths dominated in the lineouts and played well in the backs. They led 17-0 at half time and finished the game with an impressive seven tries. Coach Andy Keen lost count of the tries but some of them were scored by Danny Vella, Jason Hill (2), Daniel Whitney and Porridge. The old Welsh legend, Mike Jones, kicked five conversions and two penalties and celebrated by wandering around the park in his undies afterwards, scaring some of the more susceptible young ladies half to death. Man of the Match was halfback Jason Hill.
FIFTH GRADE struggled to record a win over bottom-placed Leeming 19-10. Leeming took the field with a mere twelve men but still managed to lead 10-7 at half time. The team was still celebrating their win from last week, according to master tactician Sir Cliff Richard. Sir Cliff delivered a lesson in strategy at half time and in the second half the team played a tighter game to score two tries to the Dirty Great Constable Darren Horne, while Peter "Slasher" Oliver's contribution was almost scoring a try. Thomas the fullback, who appears to have no last name, also scored a try and kicked two conversions, and picked up Man of the Match for his efforts. Wanker of the Week went to Wayne "Japie" Graham, who will be known henceforth as "The Gap".
COLTS squeaked home 58-0 against ARKs after leading 26-0 at half time. They played like a team and moved the ball well, with the backs attacking positively. Tries went to Gareth Sherrington (3), Darren Murphy, Adam Bulowski, Mark Hill (2), Joel McIvor and Rapata Hiata, amongst others. Michael Whitney kicked five conversions. Man of the Match was fullback Ben Taylor.
| SIX OUT OF SIX AIN'T BAD | 30 May 1999 |
But it ain't necessarily good either. Perth-Bayswater's program ranged from pure fantasy to a comedy of errors as all six senior grades came home with wins from the weekend's split competition.
Playing at Perry Lakes on Sunday, FIRST GRADE fumbled, bumbled and stumbled their way to a 15-0 win over Rockingham. In a game where the only genuine contest seemed to be which team could play worse, Perth-Bayswater managed to rise to a rare win but have played a lot better in some of their losses. Haimona Boyd put Firsts on the scoreboard with a penalty after 17 minutes, little reward for lots of black attack, albeit with a noted absence of penetration. Hooker Brendan McKeagg scored a try 5 minutes into the second half from a forward drive for an 8-0 lead to Perth-Bayswater. The rest of the half was a long series of knock-ons, turnovers, lost lineout possession and unforced errors, with a rampant scrum the only bright spot. Firsts narrowly missed scoring from a couple of pushover scrums that were successfully turned by Rockingham, but their reward finally came minutes before full time with a crashing try in the corner. Replacement wing Craig Barrett kicked ahead on the other side of the field, number eight Puawai Patu ran the ball up into a ruck, and the ball eventually came out along the backline for Barrett to score, and convert from the sideline. Coach Gary Lane was pleased with the win despite the ordinary nature of the game from both teams. Man of the Match was prop Willie Tamahana, and Puawai Patu also made an impact when brought on late. Ref Graham "Barty" Hallowell is to be commended for his control of the game.
SECOND GRADE by contrast ran through, over and around a hapless Rockingham second grade on their way to compiling a fanciful 62-5 win. Perth-Bayswater made virtually all the running right from the kickoff and scored their first try to dynamic number eight Charlie Tutavaha after 9 minutes, converted by flyhalf Steve Wharerau. A try to flanker Mal Heremia followed at the 17 minute mark, again converted by Steve Wharerau and a sizzling attack down the sideline realized a try to centre Les Allen just before half time. Although they continued to make errors, seconds wrapped up the first half 19-0 and never looked in danger. The second half brought more of the same and lots of it. Increasingly impressive halfback Matt Tainui scored two tries in a row and wing Martin Lealiifano added a third, with two conversions to Steve Wharerau for a 38-0 score by the three quarter mark. Charlie Tutavaha scored with a charge from a tap penalty, converted by Steve Wharerau, before Rockingham staged their one concerted attacking phase for the game and bagged a try on the back of a series of penalties. Matt Tainui rounded off his hat trick with a try after 27 minutes followed by a try to Steve Holmik for which the team showed great support and tremendous hands through numerous phases and successive waves of attack. Steve Wharerau converted, and two minutes before full time a big run by Craig Barrett sent Martin Lealiifano over for his second try, also converted by Wharerau for a resounding 62-5 win. Coach Pat McLoughlin was understandably pleased with the win but thought players got a little carried away on several occasions. He stressed the need for training and urged the team to keep together and play as a unit. Man of the Match was Matt Tainui. The team would like to thank Morley Alehouse for sponsoring them.
THIRD GRADE started their match against Rockingham in chaos, with some players failing to turn up and some arriving late, resulting in five players taking the field out of position. A terrible first half resulted in a 0-0 half time score. With late arrivals and some position changes, Thirds managed a better second half, with tries to Mitch the hooker from a storming run by Peter Gault, and Lincoln Heffrin. Centre Stu Bascke kicked a penalty late in the half but some loose passing in the closing stages handed Rockingham a late converted try for a 13-7 win to Perth-Bayswater. Man of the Match was Bryan Edwards playing at centre.
FOURTH GRADE won by default when Rockingham failed to raise a team. Four points for turning up thank you very much.
FIFTH GRADE defeated Wanneroo 33-14 after leading 28-0 at half time. Generous coach Sir Cliff Richard changed the team around at half time to give everyone a run (well, almost everyone) and they lost their rythym, adding a single try to a creditable first half score, and conceding two converted tries. The highlight of the game was undoubtedly a try scored by the Flying Fridge, Noel Spittal, running from his own 22 and busting numerous tackles along the way only to hop over the try line clutching his hamstring and whimpering. Tries were also scored by Lance Hannan and Stu Hywood, with Richard John providing all the other points. Man of the Match was legendary halfback Mike Jones.
COLTS defeated Leeming 22-0 in an awesome forward display, led by lock Brendan Todd, that had Leeming shooting backwards right from the first scrum. The backs turned on their best attacking effort to date, with Jackson Pomare outstanding. Ben Taylor was also impressive at fullback. Tries were scored by Jackson Pomare, Mike Whitney, Adam Bulowski and Mark Hill, and one conversion by Ashley Murphy. Man of the Match was Jay Perry in his first game at hooker.
| SURE, BUT IT'S AN IRISH LUNCH | 30 April 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater is hosting an IRISH LUNCH at the Celtic Club, 48 Ord Street, West Perth, on Friday June 18, to celebrate the touring Irish team playing a test against Australia at Subiaco Oval, Perth, the next day. The cost of $65 covers a delicious lunch and as much Guinness as you can drink. All followers of rugby or the Emerald Isle are welcome.
PROGRAM:
12.30 pm -- pre lunch drinks, and lots of them
1.00 pm -- three course lunch
1.45 pm -- guest speaker
2.30 pm -- Irish singalong with "The Settlers"
3.00 pm -- Rugby Memorabilia Auction with Brian McGilvray
For tickets email the club Webmaster, or the club secretary, John Skeffington, or telephone John on 9448 5183. Slainte!
| GOOD SIGNS AT MELVILLE | 22 May 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater First Grade lost 18-3 against Palmyra at Tompkins Park, but apart from a ten minute lapse as the team turned into the sun at the start of the second half, there was nothing in it. Palmyra were aided by an extremely irritating PA system which played thirty seconds of white noise when they ran out and every time they scored, which was supposedly some sort of theme tune, although it could equally have been an old Mr Whippy tape.
FIRST GRADE played with increasing commitment and application, competing well against a huge Paly pack and defending stoically against prolonged attack. The only score in a gritty first half was a sole penalty to Palmyra afer 15 minutes. But when Perth-Bayswater turned after half time to face into the low, glaring sun, Palmyra made the most of their home conditions to score two tries in three minutes to lead 13-0. Those Perth-Bayswater supporters who feared another collapse as against Soaks and Cott did not have their fears realized -- First Grade sorted out the conditions and stuck to their guns for the remainder of the game, holding out Palmyra and working hard to exploit any laspses. A frustrated Palmyra resorted to violence, resulting on one of their locks spending time in the sin bin. Inside centre Haimona Boyd kicked a penalty after 25 minutes but Palmyra managed one last-gasp effort with a try right on full time, to win 18-3. Coach Gary Lane felt the team was on the verge of turning the corner, with only small errors and a short lapse separating the teams, and considering Perth-Bayswater have some seven or eight players out of first grade at present, Palmyra looked far from a premiership team. Man of the Match was aggressive inside centre Haimona Boyd. Referee Kim Short adjudicated with distinction.
SECOND GRADE completed the second heart-stopping close win for the day with a 13-12 win over Palmyra. Seconds started the game with the first real sparkle and drive we have seen from them this season and were all over Palmyra in the first half. Flyhalf Steve Wharerau kicked a penalty after 15 minutes and centre Stu Baske scored a try after an incisive run from a ruck by impressive new halfback Matt Tainui. Steve Wharerau converted for a 10-0 lead. A second penalty by Steve Wharerau after 35 minutes took seconds 13-0 clear, with flankers Charlie Tutavaha and Mal Herewini in rampaging form. In the second half seconds rested on their laurels and allowed Palmyra to steal the momentum. A long period of Palmyra attack eventually realised a converted try after 30 minutes but with time running out Perth-Bayswater needed only to steady the game and defend well. Instead a witless series of errors handed Palmyra another try five minutes from time but fortunately the conversion went astray and seconds defended desperately until the final whistle for a one point win. Man of the Match was Mal Herewini.
THIRD GRADE also squeaked home with a close one, 8-7. A try to Charlie Parakura put thirds ahead 5-0 at half time and a penalty by Todd Hartman in the second half gave thirds an 8-0 lead. Thirds had their chances and bombed at least three tries, one an absolute dead cert where the ball was knocked on in goal inches from being touched down. Thirds drove themselves down the ground with a series of penalties for Palmyra to score a late converted try, but thirds managed to hang on for a close 8-7 win. Coach Barry Guzder said that it was a good game and a good team effort. Man of the Match was lock Rob Graves.
FOURTH GRADE lost to Palmyra 15-10 in a game they dominated and should have won. The backs had plenty of attacking opportunities but tended to go too far and get isolated. A try to JT and a conversion and penalty to Barry Ria gave fourths a 10-10 half time score, but Palmyra made the only score of the second half with a try to win 15-10. Man of the Match was prop Alan Tubs Thomas.
FIFTH GRADE demonstrated the effects of early senility by going to the wrong ground, unless WARU changed the fixtures midweek which is far from unheard of. They were meant to play Curtin and went to Murdoch where Curtin's other two teams were playing, but it seems they were meant to be at Curtin where Curtin's third team were waiting all by themselves. No, it doesn't make any sense to us either. Sir Cliff Richard was hopping mad about the whole exercise and none of his comments can be relayed on this site known for its good taste and restraint.
COLTS drew with Palmyra 3-3, with a single penalty to Ashley Murphy being the only score of the game. It was 3-0 to Palmyra at half time, but colts showed heart to come back and compete until the final whistle. Coach Daryl Taylor felt the team should have won if they had arrived on time and been prepared before the game. The team played well and played to the game plan, taking it to Palmyra and competing strongly in the forwards. Prop Adam Bulowski was the pick of the forwards. Good defence was the hallmark of the backs' play, with Man of the Match Jakson Pomare outstanding.
| HARD YARDS AND SOFT TRIES | 15 May 1999 |
FIRST GRADE battled hard and showed determination to be in this game for 60 minutes, but then the wheels fell off, shot across the road, and disappeared down a big black hole. In the final 20 minutes, Cottesloe went from a hard-fought, nail-biting contest to a cakewalk on the back of four late, soft tries. The teams were evenly matched early on, in an unremarkable game full of mistakes, turnovers, dogged defence and ordinary attack. Cottesloe kicked a penalty after 15 minutes, and Haimona Boyd replied for Perth-Bayswater ten minutes later for a 3-3 score. At the 35 minute mark Cottesloe scored a try, but just before and after half time Haimona Boyd kicked two more penalties for Perth-Bayswater to lead 9-8. Another try to Cott edged them ahead 13-9 but a penalty kick by Haimona Boyd after 22 minutes pulled the score back to a one point margin, 13-12. At that point first grade totally lost their focus and Cottesloe ran through suddenly insubstantial defence with four late tries and a conversion to win 35-12. Injuries again changed the face of the team in both the forwards and backs, and while the pattern held together for three quarters of the game, Coach Gary Lane said that he thought the players lacked belief in themselves to go all the way. Man of the Match was blindside flanker Mike Johnston.
SECOND GRADE battled their way to a win over Cottesloe in a close game, with a late try giving them a comfortable margin. Tries to Fulton and Willie Reilly and a penalty to Jason Jerry in a lazy first half gave seconds a 13-8 lead at half time. Cottesloe kicked a penalty to bring the score close at 13-11 for most of the second half, but improved scrums and a strong finish kept seconds on track until wing Sean Baker sprinted in for a try in the corner right on the full time whistle for an 18-11 win. Man of the Match was lock Riley Dodd.
THIRD GRADE played 25 minutes of great rugby in this match, according to coach Barry Guzder, and should have won by more than the 19-10 final score line. A strong first half saw them 15-3 up but undisciplined play in the second half allowed Cott back into the game. Tries were scored by Charlie Parakuka and Rob Femboc, and flyhalf Todd Hartman kicked three penalties. Man of the Match was prop Ron Hamilton.
FOURTH GRADE came away with a good 35-7 win over Cott, after a 14-0 half time score. Fourth grade had the benefit of a star-studded lineup including new half back Matt Tainui, ex Nelson Bays NZ, and the return of Craig Barrett from injury. Tries went to Matt Tainui (2), Aki Kawashima and Alan Tubs Thomas from a big drive virtually from their 22, although coach Andy Keen complained that Tubs could at least have passed the ball to the hooker before selfishly scoring himself. Richard Johns scored a try and kicked five conversions. The game didn't reach the heights it should have but coach Andy Keen is still working with largely scratch teams although a few more players are appearing out of the woodwork.
FIFTH GRADE had a bye.
COLTS lost to Cottesloe, the form team of the colts competition, 15-6 in a close game that Cott, with an average age two years older than the young Perth-Bayswater team, probably thought would be a walkover. Ashley Murphy kicked two penalties for colts' only score. The score was 10-6 at half time. Injuries forced yet another new backline on colts but their lineout problems seem to be fixed. Man of the Match was flanker Gareth Sherrington and Jackson Pomare was also outstanding in his first game of rugby for six years. The boys' fitness also was found wanting in the later stages, and as coach Daryl Taylor said, with a bit of fitness and the right attitude there is nothing to stop this young colts team going through to the finals and doing very well. The coach and team would also like to give a big Thank You to the Old Black Pigs golden oldies team for donating a thousand dollars for colts development.
| GRAND FARCE AT ALLEN PARK | 9 May 1999 |
Perth-Bayswater descended to a comic opera against Associates at Allen Park, where yet another reshuffled back line, a plethora of injuries, a new defensive pattern and some very odd refereeing combined to gift Soaks a farcical 43-10 win.
FIRST GRADE started in first gear, allowing Soaks' fullback to slice through their defence without so much as a hand laid on him for a converted try after 7 minutes. Soaks' centre slipped through with equal ease after 20 minutes for try and a 14-0 lead to Associates. Wing Bronson Te Aute restored some vestige of respect with a try in the corner following a charge by number eight Puawai Patu from an up and under, but within minutes Soaks' flyhalf found a gap you could park a semi-trailer in and the resulting converted try gave Soaks a useful 21-5 half time lead. Perth-Bayswater showed more fight in the second half and scored a try after 15 minutes when blindside flanker Mike Johnstone charged over the line from a scrum. Perth-Bayswater enjoyed a period of attack with some powerful forward continuity but by the 20 minute mark Soaks were back on attack and referee Henry Egan demonstrated his sense of humour by awarding a penalty try for a fairly innocuous offence in Perth's 22. It seems the referees still haven't grasped the use of penalty tries. As the game fumbled to a conclusion Perth-Bayswater had players leaving the field through a turnstile. Replacement hooker Brendan McKeagg was sinbinned for some trivial offence and Soaks ambled in for two more tries to win 43-10. Coach Gary Lane felt that although Soaks were clearly the better team, the scores did not reflect the game or their ability, and Perth-Bayswater suffered a number of close decisions against them. But we should not be too hard on referee Henry Egan. Western Australia has a shortage of referees and he was no doubt doing his best in the circumstances. Man of the Match was state flanker Conrad Kovacs. Fullback Gary Rutene also inspired the team with some dazzling runs.
SECOND GRADE let Soaks off with a 15-15 draw, after a slow start but lengthy periods of attack early on. A Stu Bascke penalty was the only score for most of the first half as Seconds again had trouble penetrating. Soaks came back into the game with a vengeance to score two tries just before half time and lead 10-3. Ten minutes after half time wing Adrian Balman scored a try, and ten minutes later a fearless charge by hooker Brendan McKeagg ripped open Soaks' defence, allowing wing Martin Lufiana to score. Stu Bascke converted and Seconds were up 15-10. Almost immediately an aimless defensive kick handed Soaks a try in reply and the 15-15 score remained until full time. Coach Pat McLoughlin felt it was a good game in which both teams played well. Man of the Match was Brendan McKeagg.
THIRD GRADE suffered an agonizing last-minute loss against Soaks, 11-10, after battling hard in windy conditions that made goal kicking problematical. Thirds were ahead 10-3 at half time from a try to Charlie Parakuka, and a conversion and penalty to Richard John. A try to Soaks brought them up to 10-8, a score which lasted until the very final moments when a penalty right in front of the posts awarded them the game 11-10. Man of the Match was number eight Les Allen.
FOURTHS recorded the second draw of the day against Associates Gold 7-7. Coach Andy Keen scraped another team together out of nothing, including an entire back line as the game was about to start, while a fully stocked Soaks Gold went through their impressive warm-up routine. Fourths spent the entire first half on defence, and very good defence it was too as the 0-0 half time score will illustrate. A try to wing Bryn Edwards, converted by fullback Richard John gave Fourths their points but Soaks responded with a converted try. Man of the Match was Danny Vella.
FIFTH GRADE enjoyed another inspirational win, using their superior experience and low animal cunning to triumph over a young and dashing Soaks' team, 15-12. Darren Horne scored a try, casting aside Soaks' flimsy defence to score from a 5 yard scrum. Halfback and Welsh legend Mike Jones added a penalty before half time for an 8-0 lead. Although Soaks came back with two tries and a conversion, Fifths showed determination when Darren added a second try from a tap penalty in the second half, converted by lock Alan Hill, for a 15-12 win. Man of the Match was Darren Horne, while Wanker of the Week went to Japie for impersonating a back.
COLTS came away with a hard fought 3-0 win over Associates colts in wild and windy conditions at Allen Park. The sole points of the game came from a penalty to Ashley Murphy 15 minutes into the second half. Perth-Bayswater Colts totally dominated in the forwards, so much so that Soaks' cried "inexperienced front row" soon after the start of the match and enjoyed depowered scrums for the remainder of the game. Colts defended hard against Soaks' classy running backs and were rewarded with a close win. Man of the Match was Darren Murphy although forward Junior Tara was also outstanding.
| UNI QUICK TO THE DRAW | 1 May 1999 |
University First Grade went for the soft option by settling for a draw against Perth-Bayswater at Morley Reserve, in a day when the lower grades shone.
FIRST GRADE responded to a spate of injuries and a virtually new backline by opening with real purpose and energy for the first time this year. They took it Uni from the first whistle and were rewarded with a crashing try to Puawai Patu after ten minutes, when the Perth scrum stole a tighthead 5 metres out from the Uni line. Halfback Jason Jerry converted, and added a penalty after 25 minutes for an encouraging 10-0 lead. But within 5 minutes Uni exposed Perth's lack of preparation out wide with a sizzling run down the wing for a converted try, and a penalty just before halftime locked the game up at 10-10. Perth-Bayswater lost their way slightly in the second half, allowing Uni to play the game they wanted, although a try to blindside flanker Mike Johnstone from a forward rush on the line after 15 minutes gave the team encouragement. Two minutes later Uni again played it fast and wide for a converted try to grab the lead 17-15. A try to wing Stu Tewano at the 20 minute mark put Perth-Bayswater back in front and the game struggled to an uninspiring conclusion until ref Wayne McFarland awarded Uni a penalty five minutes from time. Uni opted for the 3 points and a draw rather than attempting a seven pointer and the game closed with a dissatisfying 20-20 draw. Coach Gary Lane lamented the limited options available through injuries and the lack of preparation for his new-look backline and remarked on errors at critical times and slow reactions. But encouraging signs were also there and the team's attitude and commitment impressed. Man of the Match was energetic number eight Puawai Patu.
SECOND GRADE meandered to a 20-7 loss, hampered by a lop-sided 27-7 penalty count from ref Peter Hilgendorf. The team looked flat and static, with a plethora of errors. Uni scored a converted try early, and a second try which should have been a penalty to Perth-Bayswater when our player was tackled without the ball. Flanker Dwayne Barr scored for Perth-Bayswater just before half time, converted by centre Stu Baske for a 12-7 lead to Uni. Uni kicked a penalty after 17 minutes and added a try 10 minutes before time for a lack-lustre 20-7 loss. Man of the Match was Eddie West. Coach Pat McLoughlin said numerous personnel changes unsettled the team and led them to play as individuals, although the team played better in the second half.
THIRD GRADE came home strongly with a solid 25-11 win after being even 6-6 at half time through two penalties to fullback Richard John in a hard-fought first half playing into the wind and the sun. With the elements in their favour in the second half, Thirds made headway and were awarded a penalty try when Uni collapsed the scrum to avoid a pushover try. A second pushover scrum yielded a try to wily old hooker Andy Keen, still magic and mobile after all these years. A third try to Japanese winger Aki Kawashima wrapped up the game, with two conversions by Richard John for the 25-11 win. Man of the Match was number eight Tony Ansell, whose epic performance in the lineout secured some 80 per cent of possession, including most of Uni's throw-ins. Openside flanker Andrew Bartlett also got the nod from coach Barry Guzder.
FOURTH GRADE stormed home with a dazzling 54-0 win over hapless University, after being up 34-0 at half time. Although coach Andy Keen lost count of the tries he did note a try to evergreen prop Tom Lynch and two tries to the always dangerous Charlie Tutavaha. It was again a mixed team although the colts forfeit allowed Andy to give some of the young players a run, a move he later regretted as they proved far too fit, athletic and agile for some of the more mature players who had difficulty keeping up with them. In particular, young Joel McIvor of the notorious McIvor clan and flanker Gareth Sherrington, who earned accolades as a star of the future. Watch out Conrad! Man of the Match was Bruce Findlay, although nothing will be said about his kicking record with just two conversions to ten tries.
FIFTH GRADE played a magnificent game that must rank amongst the greatest performances ever seen on Morley Reserve to come from behind and defeat Uni Fifths 24-21. A try to John Uttley in the first half had Fifths 3 tries to 1 down, but an inspiring second half performance took the game to a tiring Uni team and demonstrated the effects of a rigorous and dedicated training regime. The team rose to the occasion with a try to Darren Horne, who sprinted (perhaps sprinted is too strong a word) virtually the length of the field to score under the posts, where he collapsed gasping for an oxygen tent. Legendary halfback Mike "Boyo" Jones converted with a nonchalant drop kick. The best was yet to come, as Jonesey broke clear of the pack and weaved his way into the clear with an astonishing charge from his own 22 to the opposition's, leaving not only all the defenders in his wake, but all of Perth-Bayswater as well. His well timed kick for touch as he was turning blue in the face led to a try to Graham Reid. With time running out and the game evenly poised, coach and flanker Sir Cliff Richard took matters into his own hands and seized the moment when a gap opened up. Galloping downfield with unseemly haste for a man of his years, Sir Cliff passed on to Mitch when the moment was ripe for another try under the posts, again converted with sublime ease by Mike Jones for a stunning 24-21 win. Man of the Match was young ace lock Josh Fink, while Wanker of the Week went to fullback Steve Horne for, as Sir Cliff kindly put it, "general incompetence".
COLTS unfortunately did not play as Uni forfeited their game.
| FLAWED WINS WILL DO FOR NOW | 24 April 1999 |
FIRST GRADE came away with the points against Western Suburbs in a close-scoring game that never realised its potential and suffered the odd moment of melodrama. Fullback Barry Ria and Wests' number eight Tom Darolles swapped penalties early on, but a big charge by prop Willie Tamehana put flanker Conrad Kovacs over the line for a try, converted by Barry Ria. A second penalty to Darolles brought Wests up to 10-6 after 30 minutes, and Perth-Bayswater spent long periods assaulting Western Suburbs' tryline without further result, while Wests seemed to have failed totally in their understanding of the offside law. The second half was more productive in the opening stages, as number eight Puawia Patu scored after a series of forward charges on the line. After the ball fell over for the second time during the conversion, the ref disallowed another set up and a hasty drop kick went astray. Ref Kim Short left the field with an injury shortly after and the second grade ref took charge with Perth-Bayswater in front 15-6. Further lengthy periods of Perth-Bayswater attack failed to finish productively, and Western Suburbs closed out the game with an attacking phase of their own for a late try, and a final score line of 15-11. Man of the Match was lock Clint Kuchel, with flanker Conrad Kovacs also mentioned in despatches. It wasn't a great win by it will do quite nicely in the meantime.
SECOND GRADE played a good first half to be 19-10 up at half time, with three tries and two conversions, including two tries to English wing Adrian Balman. Adrian scored a converted try in the second minute of the second half, to put Perth ahead 26-10, but Western Suburbs replied within minutes with a converted try to close the gap to 26-17. The team lost some concentration in the second half and struggled to regain their rhythm. A late converted try to Western Suburbs brought them close at 26-24 but the final whistle saved Seconds from further embarrassment and gave them their first win of the season. Man of the Match was Adrian Balman.
THIRD GRADE lost 20-13 to Western Suburbs, despite superiority in nearly all aspects of the game except for scrums, where they were horribly overpowered, which probably cost them the game. Flanker Dwayne Barr scored a try, and fullback Richard John kicked a conversion and two penalties. The team played with good spirit although still showing the lack of a settled team combination. Man of the Match was our man from Tokyo, Aki Kawashima.
FOURTH GRADE picked up a stunning 29-0 win for the club over Western Suburbs after leading 12-0 at half time. The team is settling into a pattern as the playing lineup becomes more consistent. Although they started the game defending, the team soon asserted their control in both forwards and backs, although the backs need to curb their enthusiasm and play more as a unit. Tries were scored by Darren Pomare (2), Daniel Whitney, Danny Vella, and Haimona "H" Boyd, with Scots sharpshooter Bruce Findlay kicking two conversions. Man of the Match was prop/lock Tom Lynch, while prop Thomas Dunn and flyhalf Willy Reilly also performed well.
FIFTH GRADE went onto the field against Western Suburbs with the advantage of their usual immaculate preparation -- with twelve men. Stragglers arrived in the opening ten minutes until, against all expectation, a full team was actually in play. This included octogenarian halfback Mike Jones, whose kicking did not resemble Neil Jenkins' in any way, except that they are both Welsh. Allegedly. A dogged performance by Fifths held Wests to one try by half time, but in the second half the oppressive heat and blazing sunshine took its toll. It was not enough to stop badly hung over wing Steve Horne scoring a try in the corner, for a final score line of 27-5. Coach and prehistoric flanker Sir Cliff Richard duly named Steve Horne Man of the Match in deference to his severe medical condition. Peter Oliver again claimed Wanker of the Week for failing to bring the Wanker of the Week t-shirt to the game after winning it last week.
COLTS lost 17-10 to Western Suburbs in a game that showed the team's lack of training. The forwards played well but poor discipline and cohesion in the backs saw them fritter the game away, conceding 3 unanswered tries during the first three quarters of the game. Colts finally got their act together for the late stages and dominated the final fifteen minutes to score two late tries to Joel McIvor and Darren Murphy. Man of the Match was Gareth Sherrington.
| SOME GOOD NEWS AT MORLEY | 18 April 1999 |
Despite losing first grade and all the open grades against Nedlands at Morley Reserve, it wasn't all bad news for Perth-Bayswater yesterday.
For the first time in a few years the club appears to have a strong and committed colts team, winning their game over Nedlands colts 14-0, and there were promising signs in the other grades.
FIRST GRADE looked simply dire in the first half of their 36-19 loss to Nedlands, but rallied with some incisive attacking raids to win the second half 19-12.
It was all Nedlands in the first half as their big pack took charge and fullback Shannon Apaapa, ex-Perth, ex-Kalamunda, ex-bloody-everywhere, made mincemeat of Perth's defence. Nedlands scored a try after 11 minutes from a maul in goal and a second after 20 minutes to lead 10-0. Perth-Bayswater's scrums were in total disarray and even their own lineouts were hopeless. It was one way traffic and Nedlands scored a third try in the 29th minute in controversial circumstances, when usually flawless ref Wayne McFarland awarded a touchdown to Nedlands when the ball went loose in goal although Perth-Bayswater defenders appeared to get a hand on the ball first.
The conversion made it 17-0 and Nedlands earned their bonus point with a converted try three minutes from the break through some pathetic Perth-Bayswater tackling, and a massive whitewash appeared certain with the half time score at 24-0.
Perth-Bayswater found some fortitude in their half time drinks and came out in the second half with new resolve. Aided perhaps by some complacency by Nedlands and the slowing down of their big pack, Perth-Bayswater took it to Nedlands in the backs and began to make inroads. English centre Mark Manley scored in the 7th minute after a break on the blindside and fullback Barry Ria converted to trail 24-7. Nedlands responded with a converted try but in the 24th minute Barry Ria sliced the Nedlands defence wide open and scored. Two minutes later inside centre Jared Gardiner broke through from Perth's own 22 and eluded pursuit all the way to the line for a third try and a 31-19 score. Perth-Bayswater cut up the Nedlands defence several more times without result but Nedlands had the last word with a try in the corner to win 36-19.
Man of the Match was halfback Tony Sproule who toiled hard all day behind a pack with the reverse lights on. Coach Gary Lane said that the team had not followed the game plan in the first half but in the second half had got back to basics and looked for positives. He said most of Nedlands scores came from Perth-Bayswater mistakes although they had performed the basics well. He hoped that combinations were starting to form after a slow start to the season.
SECOND grade got away to a bad start against Nedlands conceding a converted try after 54 seconds. The rest of the match was fairly even although both forwards and backs looked static and flat. Centre Craig Barrett kicked a penalty in the 10th minute but in the 27th minute Nedlands scored a converted try for a 14-3 score. The second half saw better defence from Perth-Bayswater although nothing inspiring in attack and the game finished without further score. Coach Pat McLoughlin said that the players were playing too much as individuals, although the second half was better. Man of the Match was Eddie West.
THIRD GRADE balanced up their big win last week with a big loss to Nedlands third grade, which bears an uncanny resemblance to their first grade of five years ago, with the addition of ex-Perth player Sherwyn Hokianga. Nedlands scored eight tries, three conversions and three penalties for their 55-8 win, while Perth-Bayswater managed a penalty to fullback Richard John a minute before half time and a try to lock Michael Hillyer in the second half. Man of the Match was again Lincoln Heffrin. Coach Barry Guzder said he had lost four players from the previous week and it was a new team that had no opportunity to train together.
FOURTH grade lost to Nedlands 34-19. They played well although still a scratch team made up from whoever was available, although more numbers are starting to appear according to coach Andy Keen. The game was fairly even throughout although Perth may have been marginally ahead at half time. Man of the Match was Aki Kawashima, backing up from fifth grade.
FIFTH grade lost to Nedlands All Stars 55-5, which as "coach" Cliff Richard pointed out was a considerable improvement from the 76-0 score from the same game last year. The try was scored by Man of the Match Aki Kawashima, a Japanese student who wandered past a game of fifths last week on his second day in Australia and was persuaded to join the noble cause. Most of Nedlands points came in the first half. In the second half, Perth improved their defence (or Nedlands ran out of steam, take your pick). Wanker of the Week was Peter "Slasher" Oliver. In fact, Sir Cliff said he should always be Wanker of the Week. There were no further clues given to this outburst, although Sir Cliff may be seeking vengeance on any Welshmen in sight after last week's Five Nations debacle.
COLTS recorded the club's sole win of the day with a worthy 14-0 win over Nedlands, two converted tries to nil. The team secured a mountain of possession and should have converted it better, said coach Daryl Taylor, although the backs had improved hugely from their loss to Kalamunda last week. The tries were scored by Gareth Sherrington and Jay Perry with two conversions by Ashley Murphy. Man of the Match was lock Louie Doyle. Also noteworthy was captain and centre Darren Murphy.
| DULL OPENING TO SEASON | 11 April 1999 |
It wasn't just the weather that was dull in Perth-Bayswater's first Saturday of the 1999 season. The results followed suit, along with some of the play.
FIRST GRADE lost to Kalamunda 18-10 in a disappointing game at Hartfield Park. It was a messy game, as might be expected first up in the season, with a high mistake rate and little enterprise. The teams were fairly evenly matched and some curious refereeing decisions helped to make the difference. Kalamunda scored first with a penalty kick and the score remained at 3-0 until the late stages of the half. A kick to the corner from the Kalamunda flyhalf was seized by their left winger for a try just before the half time whistle and an 8-0 half time score. Immediately following half time Perth-Bayswater responded with a try when halfback Tony Sproule burst clear of a ruck in Kalamunda's 22 and sprinted over for a try. Craig Barrett converted for a 8-7 score. Kalamunda kicked a penalty when Perth-Bayswater were adjudged offside to go ahead 11-7. Kalamunda followed with a try from a five yard scrum, when the ref strangely ruled that Perth-Bayswater inside centre Jarrod Gardiner had been in goal when he took a mark which was clearly in the field of play to this observer. The conversion stretched Kalamunda's lead to 18-7. With fifteen minutes on the clock, both teams had attacking opportunities but neither were able to finish. Perth-Bayswater finished the game strongly on attack but a lengthy period in Kalamunda's 22 yielded only a penalty kick to Craig Barrett, and the game went to Kalamunda 18-10. Man of the Match was blindside flanker Puawia Patu. Coach Gary Lane will be looking for a more settled performance in the following weeks.
SECOND GRADE lost to Kalamunda 7-5 in a tight game with many promising aspects. The backs played well but the forwards lacked some condition. Steve Wharerau scored a try for Perth-Bayswater in the first half for Seconds to lead 5-0 at the break. Kalamunda replied with a converted try in the second half and that remained the difference until full time. Man of the Match for Perth-Bayswater was hooker Brendan McKeagg. Coach Pat McLoughlin said he expected the team to do well and hoped to iron out the wrinkles at training.
THIRD GRADE thrashed Kalamunda 51-0 in their first outing of the year. Coach Barry Guzder was enormously impressed with his team's performance but doubted he could retain the services of some of his players who were clearly destined for better things. Outstanding aspects were hard, straight running and superb backing up and support. Man of the Match was prop Dale Hewson who scored two tries in the first half!
FOURTH GRADE lost to Kalamunda 34-24. Coach Andy Keen said that he had a largely scratch team but hoped that things would settle down as the season progressed. Man of the Match was Lincoln Heffrin.
FIFTH GRADE lost to Mount Lawley 34-5 at Birdswood Square. Fabulous Fifths opened the match full of fire, under the expert guidance of Cliff Richard, and ripped the multi-coloured marvels apart to score a sizzling try though the Flying Fridge, Noel Spittal, who used his rapidly increasing bulk to barrel over from a scrum near the Mt Lawley line. The grilling regime of peak training to which Fifths have been subjected then took its toll, allowing Mt Lawley to score five tries, three conversions and a penalty, mostly against the run of play and usually with the help of cheating tactics such as retaining possession and avoiding tackles. Sir Cliff refused to give a Man of the Match award for this dismal performance, and nominated all seventeen players as Wanker of the Week. Father and son combination Steve and Josh Fink played with distinction, having about fourteen feet in height between them, and the Kiwi Kelvinator, Noel Spittal, was always threatening at flyhalf.
COLTS lost to Kalamunda 11-0, as the team enters a healthy rebuilding year. The bulk of the team is last year's Premiership Under 17 team and colts now have about 30 registered players, which makes a nice change from last year a